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today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”
it was a distraction
they put chickens in the elevator
This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks
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Water sprayed with a hydrophobic aerogel
“hydrophobic” so yall just gonna reblog this bigoted ass post?? with no criticism??? wow :/
The thing is some people on this website actually made me question the sarcasm.
I know it must seem like a joke to you, but watching hydrophobia be glorified in the media when I, myself, am 70 percent water….
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my mom doesn’t even know what tumblr is, yet she’s out here making quality content
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Q:why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.
Anonymous
I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!
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if you guys buy these I will physically manifest in your house and kick your ass
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edward: this is the skin of a killer, bella
bella: diamintsedward: no bella, please listen to me, i’m a killer like i literally want to kill you
bella: sparkli
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aint the place.
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